Bitch “N” Moan -“Silicone Messiah”
Imagine the worst, most stupid, ridiculous, retarded, crappy, fuckin’ gay band or album you have ever heard (for me, it’s probably any album by Air Supply or Seals and Crofts). Now, try to imagine something so awful, so horribly amateur and sissified that it makes your most hated band or album, seem desirable. Now imagine something 10,000 times worse, that is getting close to how bad this fucking piece of shit this CD is! When I put this in my CD player, I almost peed my pants from laughing! I can not believe that this person, Tim St. John, actually wrote and recorded this crap! If I ever saw this asshole, I would kick his ass on principle. By now you’re probably wondering what this sounds like that makes me so delirious with laughter, disgust, and hatred, so I’ll try and describe it for you. This CD consists of really shitty “rock n’ roll” guitar playing, synthesized drum beats that sound like something Milli Vanilli would have passed up as too tired and overused, and the absolutely gayest vocals I can think of. There is a ballad at the end of the CD called “Brandi”(girls with that name must now hang their heads in shame!) that is undesirably dumb. Imagine this guy looking like some kind of stuck-in-the-80’s glamour puss who wears lycra leopard skin pants and neon pink leather vests with high heeled red boots and a paisley scarf in his Fabio hair. UGGGGGHHHHH! Not that I need to tell you, but of course this is one to avoid!