Butter Beans – “Always Tight Advance”
Ha, Ha, Ha. More like “Always Sucking”!This has to be one of the worst bands signed. When I read the bio., it said they were influenced by AGNOSTIC FRONT and some other band I can not recall. So I was like, “Hmmm… I like AGNOSTIC FRONT, maybe it will be cool?” I put the disc in and to my surprise, it sucked so bad I fainted. After the disc was done playing, I suddenly woke up and had a horrible head ache. Why does this suck? Well Hell, look at the bands name. The song titles that really had me rolling on the floor were: “Move ya”, “Kick Up A Fuss”, Stand Up You Sissy’ and my favorite, “Drugs Kill”, how inspiring. The lyrics are just as bad. The music? Well, let me say that some of the riffing is like a week glam version of PANTERA or just plain glam trying to be tough. How bad did this really suck? I took this CD to 4 “WE BUY USED CD” places and the best offer I got was .50 cents! So I said, “Well, I could use the money to buy me a soda pop.” I turned down the offer only because I didn’t want to be responsible for the death of some poor person that bought the CD. Well now you know, stay away! Oh yeah, at least I didn’t pay for it, and yes, I threw it away!