Destructor – “Maximum Destruction”
The front of this CD is a portrait of the band members (which is a re-release from back in the “dark ages”, har, har.), they look about as cheesy as can be. They look sooo cheesy, in fact, that I automatically assumed they would sound just as bad, and dismissed this CD as crap before I even listened to it. Boy, was I wrong! This album kicked my wimpy girly ass about six ways to Sunday! This is incredibly good, well played, smash- fucking metal!!! I can’t believe I have never heard of this band before. I feel like such a dork! In any case, you must get this CD if you claim to be a metal fan, your trueness depends on it, ha, ha! Run to your friendly metal distributor and cough up the bucks for this masterpiece NOW!!