First off, I just want to say is that I have never met such a conceited individual in my life. This is only the first part of the interview, due to the fact she hung up on me the first time and not to mention the second time as well. She will not let you ask anything concerning anything; she just wants to talk about herself all the time. Hmmmm…, that reminds me of another individual in the scene. I like to fuck with people all the time and when I conducted this interview, I told her I was all doped up, but in reality I wasn\u2019t. She made such a big issue about it that I decided to act like a total moron just to piss her off. It was a weird and interesting experience. It sounds a lot better on the tape and it\u2019s actually pretty damn funny if you ask me. Each time that her response is capitalized, it means that she was totally just yelling at me. It was so fucked up the first time around. Anyway, I hope you enjoy my little chat with The “great” Kat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Outcast:<\/strong> …. oh yeah, I\u2019m awake.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Kat:<\/strong> O.K., when you do that give me a call back because I\u2019m not interested in doing interviews…, I\u2019m going to be screaming my ass off and you being all on drugs, you\u2019re not going to fucking understand a word I\u2019m saying, because already you\u2019re all fucking whacked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The Outcast:<\/strong> No, I know what\u2019s going on.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Kat:<\/strong> No, you don\u2019t know what\u2019s going on. If you\u2019re all potted out, drugged out, uh, uh you know, um nightmared out, into the fucking uh, whole; “I have to take pot just so I can fucking survive”, you don\u2019t understand!<\/p>\n\n\n\n The Outcast:<\/strong> No, it\u2019s nothing like that at all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Kat:<\/strong> It\u2019s not like that? Where are you calling from?<\/p>\n\n\n\n The Outcast:<\/strong> Illinois.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Kat:<\/strong> So why do you have to be on pot right now to interview the “great” Kat, for what possible reason, why?<\/p>\n\n\n\n The Outcast:<\/strong> (In a sluggish tone) Why?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Kat:<\/strong> Yeah.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The Outcast:<\/strong> I\u2019m not on it to interview you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Kat:<\/strong> You\u2019re not on it to interview me, then why are you on it?<\/p>\n\n\n\n The Outcast:<\/strong> (In a sluggish tone) Why?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Kat:<\/strong> Yeah.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The Outcast:<\/strong> Relaxation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Kat:<\/strong> WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE RELAXED!? WAKE UP!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n The Outcast:<\/strong> (Laughter. I couldn\u2019t believe what was happening. I couldn\u2019t believe this “woman” was so psycho!)<\/p>\n\n\n\n Kat:<\/strong> Here\u2019s the interview, I\u2019ll ask you one question for the fucking interview. Did you hear the “Guitar Goddess” CD?<\/p>\n\n\n\n The Outcast:<\/strong> Oh yeah.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Kat:<\/strong> And how did that make you feel?<\/p>\n\n\n\n The Outcast:<\/strong> Extreme! (Man, it was so hard not to bust out laughing throughout this “interview.”)<\/p>\n\n\n\n Kat:<\/strong> Extreme, why?<\/p>\n\n\n\n The Outcast:<\/strong> (In a sluggish tone) Why, because it\u2019s fast.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Kat:<\/strong> DID IT WAKE YOU UP, obviously not if you want to be doped out and sleeping on um, pot. Why would you want to be on pot when my fucking CD just woke you up?<\/p>\n\n\n\n The Outcast:<\/strong> (Laughter)<\/p>\n\n\n\n Kat:<\/strong> When did you listen to the fucking CD?<\/p>\n\n\n\n The Outcast:<\/strong> (In a sluggish tone) When?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Kat:<\/strong> When did you listen to the fucking CD?<\/p>\n\n\n\n The Outcast:<\/strong> When I got it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Kat:<\/strong> When was that?<\/p>\n\n\n\n The Outcast:<\/strong> (In a sluggish tone) When?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Kat:<\/strong> O.K., here\u2019s what we\u2019re going to do Mike, we\u2019re going to reschedule this interview o.k., because you\u2019re wasting my fucking time. You\u2019re to slow. We\u2019re going to reschedule, I\u2019m going to do it, um, what\u2019s today, Monday, we\u2019ll do it um, I\u2019m going to reschedule for Friday, all right? We\u2019re going to do an interview on Friday, I\u2019m putting you in my book right now and you will call me. Now, you won\u2019t be on drugs, you won\u2019t be potted out, you won\u2019t be drugged out, you won\u2019t sound all sluggish, alright? You\u2019re going to call me back and here\u2019s the conversation; “Kat, let\u2019s start the fucking interview!” and I\u2019m going to say; “Go!” and you better listen to the fucking CD 2 min. before you call me, are you going to do that?<\/p>\n\n\n\n The Outcast:<\/strong> Well, the thing is..<\/p>\n\n\n\n Kat:<\/strong> If you don\u2019t do that, don\u2019t bother wasting my fucking time, the thing is what?<\/p>\n\n\n\n The Outcast:<\/strong> Well, the reason I\u2019m calling today is because I work 2 jobs and I wouldn\u2019t have time to do it later.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Kat:<\/strong> So, so. you don\u2019t have time to do it, but you have time to get high with fucking pot, but you don\u2019t have time to do an interview with me normal, do you?<\/p>\n\n\n\n The Outcast:<\/strong> I am normal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Kat:<\/strong> YOU\u2019RE NOT NORMAL! DON\u2019T WASTE MY TIME! You decide, when you want to fucking decide to get off the drugs, drinking, and smoking, and get into the real world of cyber-speed, go to the web-site and cyber-drive your brain www.greatkat.com. Go, I suggest you go right now, go on any internet web-site and realize that the future is on the internet, realize they are not all on drugs and the pot and that Microsoft is taking over the world and Bill G. is making a billion dollars while you\u2019re getting stoned, o.k.? When you realize that, send me an e-mail and you tell me when you want to wake up, in the mean time, quit wasting all our time, o.k.? You\u2019re fucking in the 16th century, when you get into the 21st century, LET ME KNOW! (click.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" First off, I just want to say is that I have never met such a conceited individual in my life. 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